Him&Her: Textiquette

29 01 2010

Hello. Welcome back, it’s good to see you. Please, sit down, pour yourself a glass of wine. It’s a Merlot. 1997. Bold, complex.

Now let’s philosophize.

You know, almost all of the answers to the world’s great questions about love and relationships can be found with a few well-placed words in a Google search. It’s 2010, nobody is reinventing the wheel when it comes to the coupling of human beings. Whatever incredible thoughts and feelings you have on the subject have been thought an felt a BILLION times before. Trust me, there are no exceptions.

Except this one. Read the rest of this entry »


4 12 2009

Someone call the vet, these pythons are sick.

I really try to keep my nose out of celebrity gossip, but there are times — like, oh, I don’t know, right now — where it is unavoidable. Damn it, Tiger Woods, why did you have to bang a bunch of old cougars then play pinball with your Cadillac, fire hydrant and a leafy tree? Read the rest of this entry »

Him&Her: “Dude, she’s way smarter than you.”

1 12 2009

Oh, men and women. They say some are from Mars! And the others? Venus! And you can’t live with them, but you can’t live without them either! Other tired, generic phrase about the differences between men and women! We’re having fun now!

But seriously, there are some fundamental differences between the sexes. Example: Women. Anyway, point is, some of these glaring not-so-subtleties are manifested during the key demographic: 18-24. Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Women, I’m on to you.

11 11 2009


A note before reading this. Though there are venomous shots taken in this article, it is meant for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Surely there are women that are not like this, just as surely as there are men that are total douche bags. The key, fair reader, is to identify with the parts you might be inclined to agree with, chuckle at the parts you find funny (if any) and blow-off 10 minutes or so at work. Nothing more, nothing less. Read the rest of this entry »