RotD: “Girlfriend” (feat. Lupe Fiasco) – Chris Brown

2 12 2009

I hope this post isn’t in violation of the restraining order of the post below, but I’m going to let the dice roll. Honestly, this wasn’t a planned move, sometimes the world is just a serendipitous place. 

and I really hope this isn’t the cover of Chris Brown‘s new album, Graffiti, because I don’t understand what’s going on. He’s spray-painting little graffiti monsters — in space — with a guitar that he certainly can’t play, dressed as I don’t know, whatever he’s dressed as? With a robot hand? Is this an avant-garde homage to Space Jam?

(Also, dressing yourself like a super-villain after you’ve been convicted of a felony is not a good way to win back the hearts of your adoring fans, of which most are the same age and gender of the woman you assaulted. Let’s use our noodle, eh?)

This song with Lupe Fiasco isn’t very good. This song without Lupe Fiasco is nearly un-listenable. Has Kobe taught you nothing Chris? In the court of public opinion, the only way to wash the “total scumbag” label off of yourself is to score 40 points per game or drop a monster album. This half-assing is only going to make people think you’re even more guilty than the guilty plea you copped to.

I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules Chris, I just follow them.

Girlfriend (feat. Lupe Fiasco) – Chris Brown




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