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Let’s be honest, we’re not children anymore. We know Santa is just a drunk guy at the mall and the bunnies don’t lay eggs. And because we aren’t children anymore, we know there is no such thing as a perfect album. Sorry, can’t do it. Perfection is unattainable, which is a good thing because if we ever heard the perfect album, wouldn’t that just ruin everything else forever? Exactly.

However impossible perfection is though, pretty effing amazing is a level that many artists have reached in their never ending quest for perfect. For other artists, they might never reach decent. And for other-others, well, that’s why they call it a bell curve right? Anyway, this is an archive of all of the ★ Reviews R&R has done (get it? ★chive?), as well as a list of the albums that are the closest to perfection.

Like it? Don’t like it? Don’t worry, it’s the internet, you can call me an ass clown and nobody will hunt you down. Maybe. Confused by all the ★ and Ratios and Leaders? Read this for an explanation. Click the total ★ numbers below to read the reviews.

★ Ratio Leaders:
3.25 – Kanye West | 808s & Heartbreak
3.00 – Mr Hudson | Straight No Chaser

2.81 – Blakroc | Blakroc
2.71 – Wale | Attention Deficit
2.64 – Kid Cudi | Man on the Moon: The End of Day
2.50 – B.o.B | B.o.B vs. Bobby Ray
2.41 – Citizen Cope | Every Waking Moment
2.18 – Chris Brown | Graffiti
2.18 – John Mayer | Battle Studies
2.00 – Jay-Z | The Blueprint 3

1.92 – Wyclef Jean | Toussaint St. Jean: From the Hut, to the Projects, to the Mansion
1.68 – 50 Cent | Before I Self Destruct
1.61 – Rihanna | Rated R
1.41 – Soundtrack | The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Total ★ Leaders:
45 – B.o.B | B.o.B vs. Bobby Ray

39 – Kanye West | 808s & Heartbreak
39 – Mr Hudson | Straight No Chaser
38 – Wale | Attention Deficit
37 – Kid Cudi | Man on the Moon: The End of Day
35 – Chris Brown | Graffiti
31 – Blakroc | Blakroc
30 – Jay-Z | The Blueprint 3

29 – Citizen Cope | Every Waking Moment
27 – 50 Cent | Before I Self Destruct
27 – Wyclef Jean | Toussaint St. Jean: From the Hut, to the Projects, to the Mansion
24 – John Mayer | Battle Studies
24 – Soundtrack | The Twilight Saga: New Moon
21 – Rihanna | Rated R

Is there an album you think should challenge the leader board? Post the name of the artist/album and check back later to find out where it ranks on the list.